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I wish to complain
that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot
in the hole in his back passage |
The lavatory is
blocked. This is caused by the boys next door throwing their
balls on the roof |
The toilet
is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared |
I am still having
trouble with smoke in my built in drawers |
The person next
door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly
and dangerous |
I request your permission
to remove my drawers in the kitchen |
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Will you please
send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped
and fell on it and she is now pregnant |
Our kitchen floor
is very
damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you
please send someone to do something about it |
Would you please
repair our toilet, my son pulled the chain and the box fell on
his head |
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I want some
repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off |
Our lavatory
seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces |
Would you
please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old age pensioner
and need it straight away |
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The toilet seat
is cracked - where do I stand? |
I awoke this morning
and found my water boiling |
This is to let you
know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2 |
